(based on Jeff Pulver's "You Can't Outsource Fun")
You can’t outsource fun
You can’t send someone
To have a ball on your behalf
You can’t outsource joy
Because it would destroy
Every joke that tries to make you laugh
Chorus
You have to be serious about fun
Make it your business, everyone
To enjoy your life to the max
Don’t be heavy, don’t be shy
Life is short and then you die
So make sure you have some time to relax
You can’t outsource time
It ain’t worth a dime
If it’s not passing on for you
You can’t outsource love
You can’t send a dove
With a note saying that “You Do”
Chorus
You have to be serious about fun…
You can’t outsource life
Not even to your wife
It’s for you to live until you’re done
You can’t outsource you
It’s not the thing to do
Because “You” are the only one
Chorus
You have to be serious about fun…
