You Can't Outsource Fun

(based on Jeff Pulver's "You Can't Outsource Fun")

You can’t outsource fun
You can’t send someone
To have a ball on your behalf

You can’t outsource joy
Because it would destroy
Every joke that tries to make you laugh

Chorus
You have to be serious about fun
Make it your business, everyone
To enjoy your life to the max

Don’t be heavy, don’t be shy
Life is short and then you die
So make sure you have some time to relax


You can’t outsource time
It ain’t worth a dime
If it’s not passing on for you

You can’t outsource love
You can’t send a dove
With a note saying that “You Do”

Chorus
You have to be serious about fun…

You can’t outsource life
Not even to your wife
It’s for you to live until you’re done

You can’t outsource you
It’s not the thing to do
Because “You” are the only one

Chorus
You have to be serious about fun…